Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A day where everything you do turns into a disaster and you wish you were dead.

I tried to make breakfast and now my kitchen looks like a war zone.

My dog ate my homework and my teacher is gonna kill me.

I spilled coffee on my shirt and my boss is gonna fire me.

2

When your day is so bad it feels like the universe is out to get you.

I missed my bus, got stuck in traffic, and my phone died.

I tripped over my cat and fell into a puddle.

I wore the same socks for three days and my feet are screaming.

3

A day where your life is a mess and you're too tired to care.

I woke up late, forgot my lunch, and my dog ate my keys.

I tried to cook and set my house on fire.

I got yelled at by my mom and my teacher all in one day.

4

When your day is so bad you're ready to throw your life out the window.

I failed my math test and my dog failed his dog test.

I got in a fight with my best friend and my brother.

I dropped my phone in the toilet and my life is ruined.

5

A day where everything you touch explodes and you're not happy about it.

I tried to fix my computer and it exploded.

I poured my coffee on my shirt and it exploded too.

I tried to text my crush and my phone exploded.

6

When your day is so bad it feels like you're being punished by God.

I got detention and my dog got grounded.

I failed my test and my dog failed his dog test.

I spilled my drink on my shirt and my life is a disaster.