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A (Letter)

The stuff that comes in the mail box and it's like the mail is trying to kill you, it explodes every time.

My mail box is like a bomb, it explodes every time I open it.

I got so much mail that my mailbox looked like it was about to blow up.

The mail box is so full that it's like a tiny volcano, and it explodes every time.

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A 'single white female'

You copy someone so much you start following them like a lost dog. It’s like the movie where the girl goes nuts.

I copied her makeup, her style, her whole life. Now I’m lurking outside her house like a creep.

He’s been following me for weeks. I think he’s trying to steal my life.

She’s been shadowing me since Monday. I swear she’s going to show up at my mom’s house next.

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A 'single white female'

Someone you trusted turned into your worst enemy. They took your ideas, your connections, and now they’re getting all the glory.

She used my notes for her presentation. Now she’s the star and I’m the background noise.

He took my project and claimed it was his. Now he’s getting all the praise.

She stole my contacts and my ideas. Now she’s the big shot and I’m the forgotten one.

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A 'single white female'

It’s like that movie with the crazy girl who broke in, stole your clothes, and tried to seduce your guy. She’s the ugly one who thinks she’s the best.

She showed up at my house with a duffel bag and a death wish. She’s been trying to sleep with my guy for weeks.

She crashed my party, took my clothes, and now she’s trying to flirt with my ex.

She came to my house out of nowhere, begged to stay, and then went through my whole phone trying to find a guy to hit on.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'single white female'

This is the worst thing that could happen. It’s like the end of the world.

This is the worst. I don’t even know what to say.

This is the worst situation I’ve ever been in.

This is the worst. I’m going to die from this.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'brown trouser moment'

when you see something so gross it feels like your insides are about to explode

I saw my dog eat a sock and I had a brown trouser moment.

My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and I had a brown trouser moment.

I walked in on my mom eating expired chicken and I had a brown trouser moment.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'brown trouser moment'

when you get so scared you think you're gonna puke your guts out

I heard a loud bang at night and had a brown trouser moment.

My friend's dog ran at me like a monster and I had a brown trouser moment.

I saw a spider the size of a mouse and had a brown trouser moment.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'brown trouser moment'

when something is so bad it feels like you're about to die from embarrassment

I tripped in front of my crush and had a brown trouser moment.

I ate a whole plate of broccoli and had a brown trouser moment.

I forgot my pants and had a brown trouser moment.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'brown trouser moment'

when something happens so fast you think you're gonna lose your mind

I got a pop quiz and had a brown trouser moment.

I saw my dog try to eat my homework and had a brown trouser moment.

My teacher yelled at me for no reason and I had a brown trouser moment.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'brown trouser moment'

when you're so nervous you feel like you're gonna pass out or throw up

I had to give a speech in front of the whole school and had a brown trouser moment.

I got stuck in a toilet and had a brown trouser moment.

I saw my mom wearing socks with sandals and had a brown trouser moment.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'brown trouser moment'

when you're so horrified you think you're gonna die from fear

I saw my dog eat a rat and had a brown trouser moment.

I got locked in a closet and had a brown trouser moment.

I saw my brother try to eat a whole cake and had a brown trouser moment.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'Welfare Check'

A check from the government that lazy bums in tiny towns get because they're too dumb to do anything else.

My uncle got a welfare check and spent it all on candy and cigarettes.

My cousin's mom got a welfare check and bought a new couch for the living room.

My neighbor got a welfare check and used it to buy a pizza for the whole block.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'Welfare Check'

A check that people who barely passed college get because they spent more time partying than studying.

My friend got a welfare check after he 'graduated' from OU and now lives in his mom's basement.

My uncle got a welfare check because he didn't learn anything in college except how to drink.

My cousin got a welfare check and now just plays video games all day.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'Welfare Check'

It's like getting free cash from heaven for doing absolutely nothing.

I got a welfare check and used it to buy a brand new pair of jeans.

My neighbor got a welfare check and spent it all on soda and chips.

My mom got a welfare check and bought a new TV for the living room.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'Welfare Check'

A check from the government that poor people use to buy booze, drugs, and whatever they owe the local dealer.

My friend got a welfare check and used it all to buy weed and beer.

My neighbor got a welfare check and paid the local dealer for more drugs.

My cousin got a welfare check and now he's high all the time.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'Welfare Check'

When people have too many kids and the check is the only thing keeping their wife from crying every day.

My uncle got a welfare check because he had five kids and his wife was tired of being broke.

My cousin got a welfare check because he had three kids and his wife was ready to leave him.

My neighbor got a welfare check because his wife was so broke she couldn't buy groceries.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'Welfare Check'

Checking the oven to see if there's anything edible left in there, because poor people use ovens like closets.

My mom checked the oven and found a bunch of old Tupperware and a burnt-up pan.

My neighbor checked the oven and found a used plate and some old spaghetti.

My cousin checked the oven and found a bunch of old pots and pans hiding in there.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'Plenty' Poo

When you take a dump, but you only need to wipe once, like you're too lazy to do anything else. It's called a 'Plenty' Poo because one sheet is enough to clean up your mess, even if it's the size of a small planet.

Just did a 'Plenty' Poo. One wipe and I was done. My brain's still running on coffee and regret.

My dog saw my 'Plenty' Poo and ran away. He’s never coming back.

Tried to save the toilet paper, did a 'Plenty' Poo. Now I feel guilty and proud at the same time.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'Plenty' Poo

A 'Plenty' Poo is when you drop a bomb in the toilet and only need one wipe to escape the smell. It's like you're saying, 'I did my business and I'm not leaving any evidence.'

Dropped a 'Plenty' Poo and left the bathroom like a king. My dad came in and smelled like a dead fish.

My 'Plenty' Poo was so good, my sister asked if I was doing it on purpose.

Did a 'Plenty' Poo and my mom said, 'You're not even trying, are you?'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A 'Plenty' Poo

A 'Plenty' Poo is when you go number two, but you’re too cool to use more than one wipe. It’s like you’re saying, 'I don’t need no stinkin’ toilet paper.'

Did a 'Plenty' Poo. I’m too cool for two wipes. My dad said, 'You’re not cool, you’re just lazy.'

My 'Plenty' Poo was so good, my friend asked if I was a pro.

Did a 'Plenty' Poo and left the bathroom like I owned it. My brother came in and smelled like a swamp.

by Slangipedia 18d ago