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A - Tosser
A tosser is someone who jacks off so much they think it’s a sport. It’s not. It’s just sad and stupid.
He’s a tosser. He jacks off in the supermarket.
That guy is a tosser. He jacks off in the car.
My brother is a tosser. He jacks off in the kitchen.
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A B
The letter B. It's the second letter of the alphabet. It's also the letter that comes after A, which is the letter that comes before B.
B is the second letter of the alphabet. So, A + B = B. Simple math.
A + B = B. That's why I failed algebra.
A + B = B. My teacher said I was a B student. I said, 'That's not a compliment.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A B
A place where you sleep and eat. It's like a hotel, but you get breakfast. And sometimes the breakfast is sad.
I stayed at a B&B. The breakfast was cereal. I got a side of shame.
My aunt runs a B&B. The only thing she serves is coffee and confusion.
The B&B said they served eggs. They served me a eggplant. I left a 1-star review.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A B
How big your boobs are compared to your belly. It's a thing. Some people take it seriously. Others just use it to judge you.
My B2B ratio is 10. My sister's is 2. She's a goddess.
He asked me my B2B ratio. I asked him if he wanted to know my waist-to-hip ratio.
My B2B ratio is 1. My dog's is 100. He eats too much.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A B
A short way to say bed and breakfast. It's used by lazy people who don't want to type the full thing.
I'm staying at a B&B. It's faster to type B&B than bed and breakfast.
My mom said I should write B&B instead of bed and breakfast. I said I was lazy, not stupid.
The sign said 'B&B'. I thought it was a secret code for 'breakfast and boredom.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A B
A way to avoid getting pregnant. It's when you put your butt in someone else's butt. It's not always reliable, but it's fun.
My brother said he uses A + B as a contraceptive. I said he was an idiot.
She used A + B and got pregnant. Now she's stuck with a baby and a bad decision.
I tried A + B once. I got a stomachache and a baby. It wasn't worth it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A B
A thumbs up. It's like saying 'yes' with your hand. It's used by people who are proud of themselves or their choices.
I gave him a thumbs up. He took it as a compliment. I was wrong.
She did the best in class. I gave her a thumbs up. She gave me a thumbs down.
My dog gave me a thumbs up. I gave him a treat. He gave me a sneaky look.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A B
A happy face made of letters. It's used by people who are cool and like beans. It's rarely used, but it's iconic.
I used 'cool beans' in a text. He said I was ancient.
My mom used 'cool beans' in a tweet. I said she was trying too hard.
I saw 'cool beans' on a shirt. I bought it. I looked like an ancient person.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A + verb (no gerund)
A fancy way of saying you're doing something, but it sounds like a poser is talking. Full of old-timey nonsense and bad grammar.
We a-walking to school like we own the place.
He a-eating pizza like it's his last meal.
She a-singing in the shower like she's in a talent show.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A + verb (no gerund)
An ancient way of speaking that only grandmas and confused tourists use. It sounds like a bad rap song from the 1600s.
They a-driving like they’re in a race with a donkey.
I a-sleeping like I was dragged through a mud pit.
He a-talking like he’s got a goat in his mouth.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A + verb (no gerund)
A way of talking that makes you sound like a confused pirate who just got a PhD. It’s like a bad mix of Shakespeare and a toddler’s tantrum.
We a-sprinting to the store like we’re late for a funeral.
She a-dancing like she’s possessed by a chicken.
He a-shouting like he’s been yelled at by a dragon.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A + verb (no gerund)
A strange way of speaking that only old guys and confused teachers use. It’s like the English language got hit by a bus and never woke up.
They a-reading like they’re trying to impress a librarian.
I a-sitting like I’ve been cursed by a wizard.
He a-talking like he’s been stuck in a time warp.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A + verb (no gerund)
A way of talking that sounds like a confused grandma who also has a PhD in drama. It’s like the English language went on a wild trip and never came back.
We a-walking to the park like we’re royalty.
She a-singing like she’s on a Broadway show.
He a-talking like he’s been told by a goat.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A + verb (no gerund)
A weird way of speaking that only old men and confused bakers use. It’s like the English language got stuck in a toaster and came out all burnt.
They a-baking like they’re trying to win a pie contest.
I a-running like I’ve been chased by a chicken.
He a-talking like he’s been yelling at a parrot for too long.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A (Letter)
The first letter of the alphabet and the reason why people still think the word 'ass' is a real word.
Bro why you still use the letter A? You know it's just a fancy ass way to say 'ass' right?
My teacher said A is the first letter and I said 'so what? It's still just a big fat A'
A is the only letter that makes me think about the word 'ass' every time I see it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A (Letter)
A letter that is so important it gets used in words like 'ass', 'apple', and 'abortion', because why not?
A is the best letter because it's in 'ass' and 'apple' and 'abortion', all of which are important words.
I like the letter A because it's in 'apple' and 'ass', both of which are important to me.
A is the letter that starts everything, even your ass.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A (Letter)
A letter that people use to write things, even though it's just a simple shape that looks like a fat guy.
That letter A is just a fat guy with a belt on, why is it so important?
The letter A is just a blob with a line, why do we even use it?
A is like a guy who took a nap and woke up looking like a letter.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A (Letter)
When a millennial sends a letter to someone but acts like they are doing something cool instead of just writing on paper.
I mailed a letter to my ex, it was the millennial version of breaking up with someone.
I sent a letter to my mom, I guess that counts as being cool now.
I sent a letter and called it 'a millennial move', I'm not sure what that means but it sounds cool.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A (Letter)
An ancient way of sending messages that most kids today think is the same as texting, which it's not.
My grandpa used to write letters, it's like the ancient version of texting.
Letters are like the original version of texts, and they're way less convenient.
I don't know how people used to communicate with letters, it's like texting but slower.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A (Letter)
When you get so mad at a fraternity or sorority that you fuck one person for every letter in their name, just because.
I had to fuck three people because the fraternity was called 'Delta Tau Delta', that's three letters, that's three people.
I got fucked once for being in the 'Alpha' chapter, it was fair.
The sorority had six letters, I got fucked six times. That was a long night.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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