A (Letter)
A letter that is so important it gets used in words like 'ass', 'apple', and 'abortion', because why not?
A is the best letter because it's in 'ass' and 'apple' and 'abortion', all of which are important words.
I like the letter A because it's in 'apple' and 'ass', both of which are important to me.
A is the letter that starts everything, even your ass.