A B - A place where you sleep and eat. It's like a hotel, but you

A place where you sleep and eat. It's like a hotel, but you get breakfast. And sometimes the breakfast is sad.

I stayed at a B&B. The breakfast was cereal. I got a side of shame.

My aunt runs a B&B. The only thing she serves is coffee and confusion.

The B&B said they served eggs. They served me a eggplant. I left a 1-star review.