A 'Welfare Check'

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A check from the government that lazy bums in tiny towns get because they're too dumb to do anything else.

My uncle got a welfare check and spent it all on candy and cigarettes.

My cousin's mom got a welfare check and bought a new couch for the living room.

My neighbor got a welfare check and used it to buy a pizza for the whole block.

A check that people who barely passed college get because they spent more time partying than studying.

My friend got a welfare check after he 'graduated' from OU and now lives in his mom's basement.

My uncle got a welfare check because he didn't learn anything in college except how to drink.

My cousin got a welfare check and now just plays video games all day.

It's like getting free cash from heaven for doing absolutely nothing.

I got a welfare check and used it to buy a brand new pair of jeans.

My neighbor got a welfare check and spent it all on soda and chips.

My mom got a welfare check and bought a new TV for the living room.

A check from the government that poor people use to buy booze, drugs, and whatever they owe the local dealer.

My friend got a welfare check and used it all to buy weed and beer.

My neighbor got a welfare check and paid the local dealer for more drugs.

My cousin got a welfare check and now he's high all the time.

When people have too many kids and the check is the only thing keeping their wife from crying every day.

My uncle got a welfare check because he had five kids and his wife was tired of being broke.

My cousin got a welfare check because he had three kids and his wife was ready to leave him.

My neighbor got a welfare check because his wife was so broke she couldn't buy groceries.

Checking the oven to see if there's anything edible left in there, because poor people use ovens like closets.

My mom checked the oven and found a bunch of old Tupperware and a burnt-up pan.

My neighbor checked the oven and found a used plate and some old spaghetti.

My cousin checked the oven and found a bunch of old pots and pans hiding in there.