A 'single white female'
It’s like that movie with the crazy girl who broke in, stole your clothes, and tried to seduce your guy. She’s the ugly one who thinks she’s the best.
She showed up at my house with a duffel bag and a death wish. She’s been trying to sleep with my guy for weeks.
She crashed my party, took my clothes, and now she’s trying to flirt with my ex.
She came to my house out of nowhere, begged to stay, and then went through my whole phone trying to find a guy to hit on.