A Susan
A Susan is a crazy, funny, smart girl who thinks she's the center of the universe. She'll love you to death if you're there for her when she's at her worst. But if you're not, she'll show you her weird, freaky side and it's not pretty. She's got big dreams, and she'll do anything to make them come true.
"You ignored me? I'll haunt your dreams.", Susan, being dramatic.
"You're my best friend, but I'll also make you my enemy.", Susan, being complicated.
"You're not there for me? I'll show you my weird side.", Susan, being a little scary.