A Susan

A Susan is a damn good person who thinks she's average. She's smart, kind, and always trying to be the best, but she can't see her own greatness. She'll be your best friend if you're cool, but if you mess with her, she'll make your life a living hell. She loves you like a girlfriend, respects you like a boss, and will fight for you like a warrior. Don't let her see you cry.

A Susan is a hot, kind, and sweet girl who will be your best friend forever. But if you do something stupid, she'll flip out and it'll be a total nightmare. She's super pretty, but she doesn't realize it. She's also super lucky if she has a guy who loves her like crazy.

A Susan is a crazy, funny, smart girl who thinks she's the center of the universe. She'll love you to death if you're there for her when she's at her worst. But if you're not, she'll show you her weird, freaky side and it's not pretty. She's got big dreams, and she'll do anything to make them come true.

A Susan is a lunatic who can destroy anything with wheels. She'll take your lawnmower, your car, and your truck and make them all explode. She doesn't care if it's your favorite truck or your only car. She just wants to see the destruction.

A Susan is a generous, smart, and open-minded person who will be there for you no matter what. But if you're not there for her, she'll forgive you way too easy. She's beautiful, but she doesn't know it. She's also super athletic and always gives her all in everything she does.

A Susan is a Facebook mom or Karen's annoying little sister. She's all over social media, and she'll make you feel like you're in a group chat with her and her friends.

A Susan is a Karen who only flips out when she's mad about Liberal, Leftist, or Progressive stuff. She'll make your life a living hell if you don't agree with her.

A Susan is a tiny human who thinks they're the center of the universe. They nag, they whine, and they'll turn your life into a nightmare if you let them. Future Karen, current pain.

A Susan is a hot mess who thinks she's a queen, but doesn't realize it. She's smart, she's sweet, but she needs a slap to see it. If you help her out, she'll be your best friend forever, or your worst enemy.

Susan is the kind of girl who will stick by you, but if you upset her, she will scream, cry, and throw things. She's beautiful, she's kind, and she's worth it.

A Susan is a dramatic, funny, and smart girl who will love you no matter what. She might act weird sometimes, but if you're lucky, she'll show you her freaky side.

A Susan is a person who can destroy anything with wheels. If you leave a lawnmower alone, she'll probably throw it out the window.

A Susan is a generous, smart, and super forgiving person who loves to have fun but also knows what's right. She's kind, she's loyal, and she will protect you like a brother.

A Susan is a Facebook mom or a Karen’s annoying little sister. She’s fake, she’s fakey, and she’s fakey fake.