A Susan
A Susan is a hot mess who thinks she's a queen, but doesn't realize it. She's smart, she's sweet, but she needs a slap to see it. If you help her out, she'll be your best friend forever, or your worst enemy.
'You think you're so cool, but I know your secret!', Susan to someone who made fun of her
'I will kill you if you call me Sue one more time!', Susan in a group chat
'You're my favorite person in the whole world!', Susan to the guy who helped her out when she got dumped