A "fare" to remember

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You wake up with a hangover and realize you had sex with a taxi driver in the back of a cab. You might have even let him crash at your place.
I woke up with a guy I didn’t know in my bed and a $50 cab receipt.
I had sex with the driver and he took me home for free.
He followed me home and we ended up in my shower.
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You get in a cab, drink a lot, and end up having sex with the driver. It’s like a bad date but with a meter.
I told my friend I’d never get in a cab again after that ride.
He charged me for the ride and for my dignity.
I got home and my mom was waiting for me.
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You flirt with the taxi driver, things get spicy, and you end up in the back of the cab or at his house.
He took me home, but I ended up at his apartment.
I said I’d take him to the airport and he took me to his bed.
He gave me a free ride and a free BJ.
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You have sex with the taxi driver in the cab or take him home after a night of drinking and wild behavior.
I woke up with a guy I didn’t know and a $100 cab bill.
He followed me home and I let him in.
He drove me home and then took me to his house.
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You get in a cab, party hard, and end up having sex with the driver. It’s like a bad date that costs you money.
I told my friend I’d never take a cab again after that ride.
He charged me for the sex and the ride.
He drove me home and then took me to his room.
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You get in a cab, things get hot and heavy, and you end up with the driver or at his place. It’s like a date that never ended.
I had sex with the driver and he gave me a free ride.
He took me home and I let him stay over.
He drove me home and I followed him to his house.
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