A "Sebastian Chemnitz"

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When you're pounding a girl but you're too cheap to blow your wad and you decide to pee on her like she’s a toilet.

I was trying to get laid but I just peed on her like she was a public bathroom.

She was screaming, but I was too cheap to finish.

I hit her and then I peed on her like she was my best friend's sister.

You're doing the deed but instead of finishing, you decide to go number one on her like she’s a urinal.

I was about to cum but I peed on her instead.

She looked confused when I peed on her in the middle of the action.

I was trying to make a move but I peed on her like she was my cousin.

You're having sex but you're too cheap to finish and you go number one on her like it's the most natural thing in the world.

I had a hard-on but I peed on her like it was the best idea ever.

She asked why I didn’t finish, and I said I was saving my load for later.

I was trying to impress her but I peed on her like she was my ex.

You’re having fun with a girl but you’re too cheap to finish and you just go number one on her like it’s a party.

She was getting into it, but I just peed on her like it was a celebration.

I was having a good time but I peed on her like I was doing my duty.

I was about to cum but I peed on her like she was my favorite teacher.

You're trying to get laid but instead of blowing your load, you go number one on her like it’s a personal attack.

I was trying to make a move, but I peed on her like she was my enemy.

She was getting close, but I peed on her like she was my nemesis.

I was about to finish, but I peed on her like she was a public enemy.

You're having sex but you're too cheap to finish and you just go number one on her like she’s your new best friend.

I was having fun, but I peed on her like we were besties.

She was loving it, but I peed on her like it was a gift.

I was trying to impress her, but I peed on her like she was my new crush.