A "Sebastian Chemnitz" - You're having sex but you're too cheap to finish and you go

You're having sex but you're too cheap to finish and you go number one on her like it's the most natural thing in the world.

I had a hard-on but I peed on her like it was the best idea ever.

She asked why I didn’t finish, and I said I was saving my load for later.

I was trying to impress her but I peed on her like she was my ex.