Earlweed
A smelly weed that looks like Earl Pickles with a bald spot in the middle. People kill it with firecrackers, blowtorches, or anything that smells like a fart. But it’s also tasty, so sometimes people just let it live.
That Earlweed came back after I threw a firecracker at it.
I tried to kill an Earlweed with a blowtorch and it just laughed at me.
I ate some Earlweed and now I smell like a sewer.