Earlweed

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A smelly, dandelion-like weed that looks like Earl Pickles’ face. It’s usually half-dead, showing a bald spot in the middle. People kill it with blowtorches, firecrackers, or anything that smells like a fart.
I tried to kill that Earlweed with a blowtorch and it just laughed at me.
That Earlweed grew back after I set it on fire with a firecracker.
My dog ate the Earlweed and now it smells like a sewer.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A weed that looks like Earl Pickles with a bald spot. People hate it so much they spray it with weed poison or blow it up with firecrackers. It’s also good to eat, so sometimes people just let it live.
That Earlweed came back after I sprayed it with weed poison.
I blew up an Earlweed with a firecracker and it still grew back.
I ate some Earlweed greens and now I smell like a fart.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A weed with Earl Pickles’ face and a bald spot in the middle. People try to kill it with firecrackers, blowtorches, or anything that smells bad. It’s also tasty, so some people just let it live.
That Earlweed came back after I set it on fire with a blowtorch.
I tried to kill an Earlweed with a firecracker and it just laughed at me.
I ate some Earlweed and now I smell like a sewer.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A weed that looks like Earl Pickles with a bald spot. People spray it with poison, throw firecrackers at it, or blow it up with a blowtorch. But it’s also good to eat, so sometimes people just let it be.
I tried to kill that Earlweed with a firecracker and it just laughed at me.
That Earlweed came back after I sprayed it with weed poison.
I ate an Earlweed and now I smell like a sewer.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A smelly weed that looks like Earl Pickles with a bald spot in the middle. People kill it with firecrackers, blowtorches, or anything that smells like a fart. But it’s also tasty, so sometimes people just let it live.
That Earlweed came back after I threw a firecracker at it.
I tried to kill an Earlweed with a blowtorch and it just laughed at me.
I ate some Earlweed and now I smell like a sewer.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A weed with Earl Pickles’ face and a bald spot. People try to kill it with firecrackers, blowtorches, or anything that smells bad. But it’s also delicious, so sometimes people just let it live.
That Earlweed came back after I sprayed it with weed poison.
I tried to kill an Earlweed with a blowtorch and it just laughed at me.
I ate some Earlweed and now I smell like a sewer.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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