Earlweed
A weed that looks like Earl Pickles with a bald spot. People hate it so much they spray it with weed poison or blow it up with firecrackers. It’s also good to eat, so sometimes people just let it live.
That Earlweed came back after I sprayed it with weed poison.
I blew up an Earlweed with a firecracker and it still grew back.
I ate some Earlweed greens and now I smell like a fart.