Earlweed
A weed with Earl Pickles’ face and a bald spot. People try to kill it with firecrackers, blowtorches, or anything that smells bad. But it’s also delicious, so sometimes people just let it live.
That Earlweed came back after I sprayed it with weed poison.
I tried to kill an Earlweed with a blowtorch and it just laughed at me.
I ate some Earlweed and now I smell like a sewer.