Earlweed
A weed with Earl Pickles’ face and a bald spot in the middle. People try to kill it with firecrackers, blowtorches, or anything that smells bad. It’s also tasty, so some people just let it live.
That Earlweed came back after I set it on fire with a blowtorch.
I tried to kill an Earlweed with a firecracker and it just laughed at me.
I ate some Earlweed and now I smell like a sewer.