Earlweed
A weed that looks like Earl Pickles with a bald spot. People spray it with poison, throw firecrackers at it, or blow it up with a blowtorch. But it’s also good to eat, so sometimes people just let it be.
I tried to kill that Earlweed with a firecracker and it just laughed at me.
That Earlweed came back after I sprayed it with weed poison.
I ate an Earlweed and now I smell like a sewer.