Earlton Dinner Jacket
A flannel shirt that smells like wet dog and old socks. Earlton men wear it after a long day of cutting trees and getting yelled at by their boss. It’s the town’s official uniform for being lazy and loud.
I wore mine to my cousin’s birthday party. He said I looked like I just came out of the woods.
My brother’s Earlton Dinner Jacket is so old, it has a life of its own.
I tried to wear it to a date. She left before the first bite of cake.