Earlton Dinner Jacket

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A flannel shirt that’s so ugly it should be exiled to the bush. It’s from Earlton, where guys wear it after being covered in mud and tree sap. It’s like the town’s version of a suit, but way more sweaty and full of cursing.

My uncle wore his Earlton Dinner Jacket to my wedding. It looked like he had a fight with a raccoon.

I tried to wear mine to a fancy dinner. The waiter asked if I was dressed as a lumberjack or a prisoner.

My dad’s Earlton Dinner Jacket has so many holes it looks like it’s been through a war.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The only thing more embarrassing than wearing an Earlton Dinner Jacket is being caught wearing it in public. It’s flannel, it’s plaid, and it’s the reason why Earlton men are never invited to any real parties.

I wore mine to a bar. The bartender told me I was there to drink, not to impress anyone.

My mom made me wear it to school. The kids laughed so hard, the teacher had to come out.

I wore it to a job interview. They gave me the job, but only because they thought I was a tough guy.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A flannel shirt that smells like wet dog and old socks. Earlton men wear it after a long day of cutting trees and getting yelled at by their boss. It’s the town’s official uniform for being lazy and loud.

I wore mine to my cousin’s birthday party. He said I looked like I just came out of the woods.

My brother’s Earlton Dinner Jacket is so old, it has a life of its own.

I tried to wear it to a date. She left before the first bite of cake.

by Slangipedia 15d ago