Earlton Dinner Jacket
The only thing more embarrassing than wearing an Earlton Dinner Jacket is being caught wearing it in public. It’s flannel, it’s plaid, and it’s the reason why Earlton men are never invited to any real parties.
I wore mine to a bar. The bartender told me I was there to drink, not to impress anyone.
My mom made me wear it to school. The kids laughed so hard, the teacher had to come out.
I wore it to a job interview. They gave me the job, but only because they thought I was a tough guy.