Earlville
A town so small it probably thinks it’s the center of the universe. It’s famous for having more sex offenders than a jail full of criminals who all have a side hustle as teachers.
My uncle moved to Earlville because he heard it’s the only place where everyone knows your business, and your secrets.
My friend’s mom got a divorce because her ex-husband was a sex offender from Earlville.
My cousin’s teacher was arrested because he was a sex offender from Earlville, and he still teaches kids.