Discover Slang

Earlton
Earlton is a name that means ‘Priceless’ but also ‘Warrior’s Settlement.’ So if you’re named Earlton, you’re either a rich nobleman or a tough guy who fights bears. Either way, you’re probably smart and don’t let people down.
My friend Earlton never lets people down. He even showed up to my funeral.
My brother is named Earlton. He fought a bear and won. I just sat there and cried.
I’m named Earlton. I’m smart, I’m noble, and I don’t let people down. Mostly.
Earlteeth
A gross name for bad teeth that came from the fact that homeless people named Earl usually have teeth like a raccoon bit them.
My dentist called my teeth 'Earlteeth' and said I should've been named Earl.
My mom said my teeth looked like Earl from the bus stop.
My teacher said my smile was 'Earlteeth' and I should've been kicked out of school.
Earlteeth
A smelly word for teeth that look like they were beaten up by a drunk man named Earl.
My brother said my teeth were 'Earlteeth' and that I should've been a prisoner.
My friend called my teeth 'Earlteeth' and said I smelled like a trash can.
My dad said my teeth looked like Earl after a bar fight.
Earlteeth
A dirty name for bad teeth that came from the fact that Earl is the name of a guy who eats out of a dumpster and has teeth like a dog.
My dentist said my teeth were 'Earlteeth' and that I should’ve been a stray dog.
My sister said my teeth looked like Earl after a week without brushing.
My friend said my smile was 'Earlteeth' and that I should've been kicked out of the school lunch line.
Earlteeth
A gross word for teeth that look like they were chomped by a rat named Earl who lives in a sewer.
My mom said my teeth were 'Earlteeth' and that I should’ve been a sewer rat.
My teacher said my smile was 'Earlteeth' and I should’ve been expelled.
My friend said my teeth looked like Earl after a week in the sewer.
Earlteeth
A smelly word for bad teeth that came from the fact that Earl is the name of a guy who chews on socks and has teeth like a garbage truck.
My brother said my teeth were 'Earlteeth' and that I should’ve been a sock-chewing monster.
My friend said my teeth looked like Earl after a week of eating socks.
My mom said my smile was 'Earlteeth' and that I should’ve been banned from the house.
Earlteeth
A dirty name for teeth that look like they were chewed by a homeless guy named Earl who eats out of a trash can.
My dentist said my teeth were 'Earlteeth' and that I should’ve been a trash can eater.
My friend said my smile was 'Earlteeth' and that I smelled like a trash can.
My teacher said my teeth looked like Earl after a week in the dump.
Earlswood
A guy who hacks and smells like a dead sock, but still can't beat you in Call of Duty
@Earlswood why are you still playing Fortnite? You're 12 and have 2000 followers
Earlswood just got banned from Tarkov for using hacks, but he still claims he's the best
Earlswood tried to cheat in Minecraft and failed. He's now crying in the chat.
Earlswood
A posh area in England where the people are all rich and lazy, like they were born with a silver spoon up their arse
Joel Sowton just bought a mansion in Earlswood and still thinks he's the best
Ryan O'Donovan is rich enough to live in Earlswood but still streams like he's broke
Earlswood is the only place where people complain about the weather but still don’t do anything about it.
Earlswood
A ginger who streams on Twitch and goes full mental when he loses
Earlswood just got rage quit because he lost a game. He screamed into his mic like a mad man.
He streams every day, and every day he yells at the chat like they’re his enemies.
Earlswood is so mad he forgot to stream today. He just sat there crying.
Earlswood
A curly-haired ginger who should give Oliver a raise, but he’s too cheap to do it
Oliver deserves a raise, but Earlswood says no because he’s cheap
Earlswood is rich, but he won’t give Oliver a raise. That’s just not how it works
Oliver has been working for Earlswood for years and still gets paid like he’s a kid.
Earlswood
A strawberry blonde from the UK who uses hacks in Tarkov and Siege, but denies it. Secretly loves all shooters and hates Minecraft and Fortnite
Earlswood says he doesn’t play Minecraft, but he’s been streaming it all week
He uses hacks in Tarkov but still says he’s the best
He claims he doesn’t play Fortnite, but he’s been in the chat for hours.
Earlston Fever
A fancy way to call someone who refuses to work and spends all day staring at the ceiling like it owes them money
My uncle's been called Earlston Fever because he still hasn't mowed the lawn since 2019
That kid got called Earlston Fever because he fell asleep during the math test
My boss said I had Earlston Fever because I took three coffee breaks in one hour
Earlston Fever
A name for someone who would rather eat dirt than do a single task at work
She got called Earlston Fever because she left her job to go watch paint dry
My neighbor's got Earlston Fever because he spends all day playing solitaire
My friend got Earlston Fever because he took the day off to watch cat videos
Earlston Fever
A title given to someone who is so lazy they could be paid to be lazy
He got called Earlston Fever because he turned up to work in pajamas and brought a donut
My cousin got Earlston Fever because he sat on the couch for a week and only moved to eat
My coworker got Earlston Fever because he took the whole day to reply to one email
Earls Girls
A woman who is super racist and hates women. She wears cheap clothes to look like she’s working a corner for tips. One lady even took the company to the Supreme Court of Canada because of how bad the beer was.
I saw an Earl’s Girl wearing a shirt that said 'I survived a Walmart' and still looked like she was begging for money.
My cousin works at Earl’s and says the Earl’s Girls think they’re fancy just because they wear the same shirt every day.
A customer at Earl’s yelled, 'You’re not even a real waitress!' and called the Earl’s Girl a 'poor man’s hooker.'
Earls Girls
A woman who acts like she’s rich, but she’s just a server at a cheap restaurant. She wears the same clothes every day and thinks the beer is fancy. One lady took the company to court because of the bad beer.
My friend’s boss called her an Earl’s Girl and said she looked like she stole the uniform from a homeless person.
A guy at Earl’s said, 'You’re not even worth a tip!' and called the Earl’s Girl a 'fancy beggar.'
An Earl’s Girl tried to start a fight with a customer because he said the beer tasted like a rat’s foot.
Earls Girls
A woman who works at a restaurant and thinks she’s important. She wears the same clothes every day, and she’s not even that good at her job. One lady took the company all the way to the Supreme Court because of the bad beer.
A customer at Earl’s said, 'You’re not even a real waitress!' and called the Earl’s Girl a 'cheap version of royalty.'
An Earl’s Girl told a customer, 'I don’t need your tip!' and then spilled his soup.
My mom works at Earl’s and said the Earl’s Girls think they’re fancy just because they wear the same shirt every day.
Earlop
A stupid skate move that only rich southern kids know how to do. You flip your board like it's your enemy and hope you don’t fall on your face.
My cousin tried an Earlop and fell into a taco truck.
I saw a guy do an Earlop and then cry.
He did an Earlop and got a pizza thrown at him.
Earlop
It's like flipping your board with your feet and your face. You jump up and hope the board doesn’t hit you in the head.
I did an Earlop and my mom took my phone away.
He did an Earlop and broke his shoe.
She tried an Earlop and got a pop tart in her hair.
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