Earlston Fever - A title given to someone who is so lazy they could be paid t

A title given to someone who is so lazy they could be paid to be lazy

He got called Earlston Fever because he turned up to work in pajamas and brought a donut

My cousin got Earlston Fever because he sat on the couch for a week and only moved to eat

My coworker got Earlston Fever because he took the whole day to reply to one email