Earlston Fever

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A fancy way to call someone who refuses to work and spends all day staring at the ceiling like it owes them money

My uncle's been called Earlston Fever because he still hasn't mowed the lawn since 2019

That kid got called Earlston Fever because he fell asleep during the math test

My boss said I had Earlston Fever because I took three coffee breaks in one hour

A name for someone who would rather eat dirt than do a single task at work

She got called Earlston Fever because she left her job to go watch paint dry

My neighbor's got Earlston Fever because he spends all day playing solitaire

My friend got Earlston Fever because he took the day off to watch cat videos

A title given to someone who is so lazy they could be paid to be lazy

He got called Earlston Fever because he turned up to work in pajamas and brought a donut

My cousin got Earlston Fever because he sat on the couch for a week and only moved to eat

My coworker got Earlston Fever because he took the whole day to reply to one email