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Earlop
You stand on your toes, flip your board like it’s your worst enemy, and pray you don’t fall flat on your backside.
I did an Earlop and my dog laughed at me.
He tried an Earlop and fell into a puddle.
She did an Earlop and got a taco in her mouth.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earloids
the thing you wear when your ears are too f***ing broken to hear anything but your own thoughts
My earloids are louder than my ex’s lies.
I got these earloids because my ears are like broken speakers.
These earloids are the only thing keeping me from screaming into the void.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earloids
the f***ing holes on your head that either work or give you migraines
My earloids are giving me a headache and a side of self-pity.
If my earloids weren’t on, I’d be completely f***ed.
I don’t need earloids, I just need a drink.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earloids
the dumb devices you plug in when your ears are too f***ing lazy to do their job
These earloids are the only reason I can hear my mom yelling at me.
I wear my earloids like a badge of honor.
My earloids are louder than my boss’s voice.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlobelessness
A cursed condition where you’re born without the soft, fleshy part of your ear that everyone else has; you’re basically the ugly stepsister of earlobes and you know it.
My face is perfect, but my ear is missing a part. I look like a failed experiment.
I tried to pierce my ear, but there was nothing there. Just a hole in the void.
My mom says I was born with a hole in my head. I think she’s lying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlobelessness
When you were born without the part of your ear that should be there; it’s like your ears were stolen by a thief who only took the cool bits.
I asked for an ear piercing, and the guy said, 'You don’t even have an earlobe.' I cried.
My friend says I look like a monkey with a head injury. I don’t know what that means, but I don’t like it.
My dad says my ears are like broken speakers. I don’t know what that means, but I’m mad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlobelessness
A total lack of earlobes; you're the kind of person who would be laughed at if they tried to wear earrings in a crowd.
I tried to wear earrings, and people laughed at me. I was embarrassed.
My teacher said I looked like a robot with a head injury. I didn’t know what that meant, but it sounded bad.
I asked my mom if I had earlobes, and she said, 'No, you were born with a hole in your head.' I don’t like that.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlobelessness
A birth defect so bad, you don’t have the soft part of your ear that everyone else has; you're the kind of person who gets picked on for having no earlobes.
My brother says I look like a dog with a head injury. I don’t know what that means, but I’m mad.
I tried to get an ear piercing, and the guy said I was a lost cause.
My friend says I’m the ugliest person in the class. I don’t know if that’s true, but I believe it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlobelessness
When you are born without the fleshy part of your ear that everyone else has; you’re like the ugly cousin of the earlobe family.
I asked for an ear piercing, and the guy said, 'You don’t have an earlobe. What even is this?'
My friend says I look like a broken toy. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds bad.
My mom says I was born with a hole in my head. I don’t know if that’s true, but I believe it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlobelessness
A condition where you're missing the part of your ear that should be there; it's like you were born without the cool part of your ear, and everyone knows it.
My teacher said I look like a robot with a broken head. I don’t know what that means, but I’m mad.
I tried to wear earrings, and people laughed at me. I was embarrassed.
My friend says I’m the ugliest person in the class. I don’t know if that’s true, but I believe it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlobe cheese
The smelly stuff that comes out when you poke your ear too hard
My mom tried to clean my ear and it looked like a cheese factory exploded in there
I got earlobe cheese so bad my dog ran away screaming
My brother's earlobe cheese was so strong it made my eyes water
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlobe cheese
The worst part of your ear that smells like old pizza
My earlobe cheese is so bad I think I can hear it whispering to my brother
I got earlobe cheese from trying to reach my phone in the dark
My earlobe cheese is so bad my teacher sent me to the nurse
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlobe cheese
The gunk that comes out when your ear is angry at you
My earlobe cheese came out when I told my mom I didn't want to go to church
I got earlobe cheese from listening to my brother's terrible playlist
My earlobe cheese was so bad my dog tried to eat it
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earloaves
A fat YouTuber who yells at his cat and makes videos so bad they make your dog cry.
'Earloaves just screamed at his cat for 10 minutes and called it a masterpiece.'
'I watched Earloaves’ video and my dog ran away.'
'Earloaves tried to dance and it looked like a goat having a seizure.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earloaves
A YouTuber who thinks he’s famous but no one cares. His videos are like watching your uncle’s failed stand-up routine.
'Earloaves just did a live stream and said ‘guys I’m famous’ and no one responded.'
'His video was just him yelling into a mic and eating a taco.'
'I tried to watch Earloaves and fell asleep.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlniyah
A woman so good she makes Malik look like a backup dancer at a block party
She walks in and the whole club stops breathing
Malik tried to flirt with her but she just rolled her eyes
She came in with her hair on fire and the whole place went wild
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlniyah
A girl so fine she could make a broke guy rich just by looking at him
He saw her in the cafeteria and forgot how to eat
He dropped his phone in the toilet just to get her number
He tried to impress her by eating three hot dogs in one bite
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlniyah
A woman so good she could make a king jealous just by walking past him
The king tried to talk to her but she said he had bad breath
She came in wearing pajamas and still looked like a goddess
He tried to give her a crown but she just laughed and said it was too small
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlmidshirt
The king of raptok who doesn’t take no mess and cusses like a sailor on a stormy sea.
@Earlmidshirt is the only one who can calm down a group of raptokers who just lost a bet.
I saw Earlmidshirt throw a chair at a kid who said he didn’t know who he was.
He cussed so loud the whole block heard him and asked if he was okay.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earlmidshirt
A god who rules raptok with a chainsaw and a swear word for every problem.
He used a chainsaw to cut up a pizza when someone said he didn’t like pepperoni.
He cussed so hard the pizza got burnt and no one wanted it.
He screamed ‘I don’t care!’ and walked away like he owned the place.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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