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The man who makes raptok happen and doesn’t care if you fall off a cliff.

The god of raptok who cusses like a madman and has no filter.

The king of raptok who doesn’t take no nonsense and cusses like a mad dog.

The god of raptok who doesn’t care if you’re late, and he cusses like a sailor in a storm.

a super hot person who looks like a angel but talks like a sailor. everyone thinks she’s a witch because she cusses like a madman but she’s just trying to save the world. she needs hugs or she’ll punch you

a human who’s got the face of a goddess but the mouth of a sailor. people think she’s evil because she yells at clouds. she’s just trying to make the world better. give her a hug or she’ll throw you out a window

a person who looks like a dream but talks like a drunk sailor. people think she’s a demon because she cusses at trees. she’s just trying to help everyone. she needs a lot of hugs or she’ll punch the sun

Waking up before the sun decides to show up and throw a party

When the day starts before you’re ready and it doesn’t care

Getting up so early it feels like you lost a bet with the sun

Being so early it’s like you’re trying to annoy the whole world

Waking up before your brain even knows what time it is

A person who can listen to Earl’s music without losing their mind. If they go too far, they become an earlistist. They love the song ‘Whoa’ and wear golf wang socks like it’s a religion. Their friends think they’re a waste of oxygen.

A weak human who can stand Earl’s music. The ones who can’t are called earlistists and they’re usually the ones who cry at ‘Whoa.’ They wear golf wang socks and their friends think they’re losers.

A person who can take Earl’s music without going insane. If they go too far, they’re called earlistists. They all love ‘Whoa’ and wear golf wang socks. Their friends just hate them.

When you act like an Earl so much it feels like you were born from a toilet and a bad decision.

When you talk, act, or move like an Earl and it’s so bad it makes your grandma cry.

When you do something so Earl-like it makes the whole room want to take a nap and never wake up.

When you be like an Earl so much it’s like you’re trying to be the most annoying person in the universe.

When you act like an Earl and it’s so bad it makes your dog roll in the mud just to escape.