Earlius

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Waking up before the sun decides to show up and throw a party

I got up at 5 AM and my dog looked at me like I was insane

My alarm went off and I screamed into my pillow like it owed me money

I had to drink coffee before my brain even woke up

When the day starts before you’re ready and it doesn’t care

My mom called me at 6 AM and I told her I was still dreaming

I was still in pajamas and my boss sent me a message

I tried to ignore my phone and it kept buzzing like it had a life of its own

Getting up so early it feels like you lost a bet with the sun

I got up at 5:30 AM and my cat stared at me like I was a ghost

I had to brush my teeth before my brain even knew it was morning

I had to eat breakfast before my coffee arrived

Being so early it’s like you’re trying to annoy the whole world

I was up at 4:59 AM and my neighbor thought I was haunted

I texted my friend at 5 AM and he said I was crazy

I had to drink my coffee before my brain even woke up

Waking up before your brain even knows what time it is

I got up at 5 AM and my brain was still in bed

I had to drink coffee before my brain even woke up

I texted my mom at 5:01 AM and she said I was possessed