Earlmidshirt

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The king of raptok who doesn’t take no mess and cusses like a sailor on a stormy sea.

@Earlmidshirt is the only one who can calm down a group of raptokers who just lost a bet.

I saw Earlmidshirt throw a chair at a kid who said he didn’t know who he was.

He cussed so loud the whole block heard him and asked if he was okay.

A god who rules raptok with a chainsaw and a swear word for every problem.

He used a chainsaw to cut up a pizza when someone said he didn’t like pepperoni.

He cussed so hard the pizza got burnt and no one wanted it.

He screamed ‘I don’t care!’ and walked away like he owned the place.

The man who makes raptok happen and doesn’t care if you fall off a cliff.

He told me to jump off a cliff and said I’d be fine.

He didn’t even blink when I fell into a lake and got soaked.

He laughed so hard I thought he’d cuss and fall over too.

The god of raptok who cusses like a madman and has no filter.

He said ‘I don’t care’ so loud the whole school heard him.

He cussed at a teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.

He screamed so much the neighbors called the cops.

The king of raptok who doesn’t take no nonsense and cusses like a mad dog.

He told the whole class to shut up and said ‘I don’t care’ so loud the teacher got scared.

He cussed at a kid who didn’t know the answer and made him cry.

He ran into the hallway and cussed at the janitor like he was his enemy.

The god of raptok who doesn’t care if you’re late, and he cusses like a sailor in a storm.

He cussed at me for being late and said ‘I don’t care’ so loud the whole block heard him.

He screamed so hard I thought the sky was going to fall.

He walked into class and cussed the teacher for letting me in late.