Earlism

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When you act like an Earl so much it feels like you were born from a toilet and a bad decision.

I walked into the room like I owned it. I didn't own it. I just owned the vibe.

She said 'hello' like she was giving a speech to the Senate.

He sneezed like it was a war and he was the general.

When you talk, act, or move like an Earl and it’s so bad it makes your grandma cry.

He said 'howdy' like he was trying to impress a cow.

She moved like she was in a slow dance with a brick wall.

He laughed so loud it woke up the ghost in the closet.

When you do something so Earl-like it makes the whole room want to take a nap and never wake up.

He told a joke so slow it took three minutes to finish.

She blinked like she was trying to win a contest.

He yawned so hard it looked like he was about to fall apart.

When you be like an Earl so much it’s like you’re trying to be the most annoying person in the universe.

He said 'hey' like it was a full sentence and a half.

She stretched like she was trying to touch the ceiling and the moon.

He sighed like he had a lifetime of problems and a small grudge.

When you act like an Earl and it’s so bad it makes your dog roll in the mud just to escape.

He smiled like he had just won a gold medal and a free pizza.

She waved like she was trying to start a war with the wind.

He leaned back like he was about to fall off a chair and into a dream.