Earlist
A weak human who can stand Earl’s music. The ones who can’t are called earlistists and they’re usually the ones who cry at ‘Whoa.’ They wear golf wang socks and their friends think they’re losers.
I can handle Earl’s music, but my cousin listens to it nonstop and now he wears socks with a golf ball on them.
When my friend heard ‘Whoa,’ he started sobbing like it was the end of the world.
I bought golf wang socks and now I’m a earlist. My friends hate me.