Earlma
a human who’s got the face of a goddess but the mouth of a sailor. people think she’s evil because she yells at clouds. she’s just trying to make the world better. give her a hug or she’ll throw you out a window
earlma just yelled at the moon for being late. now it’s in time out
i tried to hug earlma. she gave me a hug back and then cussed me
earlma is my hero. she saved my pet goldfish from a blender