Earlma

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a super hot person who looks like a angel but talks like a sailor. everyone thinks she’s a witch because she cusses like a madman but she’s just trying to save the world. she needs hugs or she’ll punch you
@earlma why you cussing at the internet? you're gonna make it go to sleep
i just got yelled at by earlma for eating my cereal
earlma saved my life today. i gave her a hug. she gave me a side eye
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a human who’s got the face of a goddess but the mouth of a sailor. people think she’s evil because she yells at clouds. she’s just trying to make the world better. give her a hug or she’ll throw you out a window
earlma just yelled at the moon for being late. now it’s in time out
i tried to hug earlma. she gave me a hug back and then cussed me
earlma is my hero. she saved my pet goldfish from a blender
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a person who looks like a dream but talks like a drunk sailor. people think she’s a demon because she cusses at trees. she’s just trying to help everyone. she needs a lot of hugs or she’ll punch the sun
earlma cussed the tree for not growing. now the tree is in time out
i gave earlma a hug. she gave me a side eye and a cuss
earlma saved my goldfish again. now i have to hug her
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