Earlobelessness

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A cursed condition where you’re born without the soft, fleshy part of your ear that everyone else has; you’re basically the ugly stepsister of earlobes and you know it.

My face is perfect, but my ear is missing a part. I look like a failed experiment.

I tried to pierce my ear, but there was nothing there. Just a hole in the void.

My mom says I was born with a hole in my head. I think she’s lying.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you were born without the part of your ear that should be there; it’s like your ears were stolen by a thief who only took the cool bits.

I asked for an ear piercing, and the guy said, 'You don’t even have an earlobe.' I cried.

My friend says I look like a monkey with a head injury. I don’t know what that means, but I don’t like it.

My dad says my ears are like broken speakers. I don’t know what that means, but I’m mad.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A total lack of earlobes; you're the kind of person who would be laughed at if they tried to wear earrings in a crowd.

I tried to wear earrings, and people laughed at me. I was embarrassed.

My teacher said I looked like a robot with a head injury. I didn’t know what that meant, but it sounded bad.

I asked my mom if I had earlobes, and she said, 'No, you were born with a hole in your head.' I don’t like that.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A birth defect so bad, you don’t have the soft part of your ear that everyone else has; you're the kind of person who gets picked on for having no earlobes.

My brother says I look like a dog with a head injury. I don’t know what that means, but I’m mad.

I tried to get an ear piercing, and the guy said I was a lost cause.

My friend says I’m the ugliest person in the class. I don’t know if that’s true, but I believe it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you are born without the fleshy part of your ear that everyone else has; you’re like the ugly cousin of the earlobe family.

I asked for an ear piercing, and the guy said, 'You don’t have an earlobe. What even is this?'

My friend says I look like a broken toy. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds bad.

My mom says I was born with a hole in my head. I don’t know if that’s true, but I believe it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A condition where you're missing the part of your ear that should be there; it's like you were born without the cool part of your ear, and everyone knows it.

My teacher said I look like a robot with a broken head. I don’t know what that means, but I’m mad.

I tried to wear earrings, and people laughed at me. I was embarrassed.

My friend says I’m the ugliest person in the class. I don’t know if that’s true, but I believe it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago