Earlobelessness - When you were born without the part of your ear that should

When you were born without the part of your ear that should be there; it’s like your ears were stolen by a thief who only took the cool bits.

I asked for an ear piercing, and the guy said, 'You don’t even have an earlobe.' I cried.

My friend says I look like a monkey with a head injury. I don’t know what that means, but I don’t like it.

My dad says my ears are like broken speakers. I don’t know what that means, but I’m mad.