Earloids

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the thing you wear when your ears are too f***ing broken to hear anything but your own thoughts

My earloids are louder than my ex’s lies.

I got these earloids because my ears are like broken speakers.

These earloids are the only thing keeping me from screaming into the void.

the f***ing holes on your head that either work or give you migraines

My earloids are giving me a headache and a side of self-pity.

If my earloids weren’t on, I’d be completely f***ed.

I don’t need earloids, I just need a drink.

the dumb devices you plug in when your ears are too f***ing lazy to do their job

These earloids are the only reason I can hear my mom yelling at me.

I wear my earloids like a badge of honor.

My earloids are louder than my boss’s voice.