Earlton
Earlton is a name that means ‘Priceless’ but also ‘Warrior’s Settlement.’ So if you’re named Earlton, you’re either a rich nobleman or a tough guy who fights bears. Either way, you’re probably smart and don’t let people down.
My friend Earlton never lets people down. He even showed up to my funeral.
My brother is named Earlton. He fought a bear and won. I just sat there and cried.
I’m named Earlton. I’m smart, I’m noble, and I don’t let people down. Mostly.