Earlteeth
A dirty name for bad teeth that came from the fact that Earl is the name of a guy who eats out of a dumpster and has teeth like a dog.
My dentist said my teeth were 'Earlteeth' and that I should’ve been a stray dog.
My sister said my teeth looked like Earl after a week without brushing.
My friend said my smile was 'Earlteeth' and that I should've been kicked out of the school lunch line.