Earlton
Getting hit in the face with breast milk is like getting slapped by a drunk cow. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s usually followed by a lot of laughter and probably a vomit bag.
My cousin got blasted with breast milk at his brother’s wedding. He looked like a soggy taco.
I got hit with breast milk at the bar. I still haven’t forgiven the guy.
My boss blasted me with breast milk during a meeting. I quit.