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A Mullens wager
A bet that's so pointless it's like throwing money into a black hole and hoping it comes back. You lose, you bet again, and you're just a sad, sweaty loser.
He bet $5 on a game and lost. Now he's betting $10 on the same game. That’s just desperate.
She bet her friend’s lunch money on a coin flip and lost. Now she’s betting her own lunch money on the same coin flip. That’s just madness.
He bet his dinner on a football match and lost. Now he’s betting his dessert on the same match. That’s just pathetic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mullens wager
A bet you make when you’re too thick to know you’re going to lose. It’s like betting your last bit of cash on a donkey race when the donkey’s already been run over.
I bet $10 on the horse race and lost. Now I'm betting $20 on the same horse race. I'm a total meathead.
He bet his phone on a dice game and lost. Now he's betting his phone on the same dice game again. That’s just ridiculous.
She bet her friend’s snacks on a coin flip and lost. Now she's betting her own snacks on the same coin flip. That’s just stupid.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mullens wager
A bet you make when you're too thick to realize you're going to lose. It's like throwing your last fiver into a bucket and hoping it turns into gold.
He bet $5 on a match and lost. Now he's betting $10 on the same match. That’s just madness.
She bet her snacks on a dice game and lost. Now she's betting her lunch on the same dice game. That’s just absurd.
He bet his dinner on a football match and lost. Now he's betting his dessert on the same match. That’s just stupid.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mullens wager
A bet that's so pointless it's like throwing your money out of a window and hoping it comes back. You lose, you bet again, and you're just a sad, sweaty loser.
I bet $5 on a horse and lost. Now I'm betting $10 on the same horse. That's just ridiculous.
He bet his week’s allowance on a dice roll and lost. Now he's betting his week’s allowance on the same dice roll again. That’s just idiotic.
She bet her snacks on a coin flip and lost. Now she's betting her lunch on the same coin flip. That’s just absurd.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mueller Report
A Mueller Report is like a fart that changes smell every time you let it out. It says one thing at first, then later it says something else, and you never know what it will say next. People still pretend it means something important.
The report said he was guilty, then later said he was innocent, and now it's saying he was just tired.
The first report said it was a conspiracy, the second report said it was just a mistake, and the third report said it was a conspiracy mistake.
He read the report, then read it again, and then read it with a side of fries.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mueller Report
A Mueller Report is like a kid who lies to get out of trouble. It says one thing, then later it says something else, and everyone knows it's a lie, but no one does anything about it.
The report said he did it, then said he didn’t, then said he did it for fun.
First it said there was a plot, then it said there was no plot, then it said the plot was a prank.
He got the report, laughed, and said, 'I knew it was a lie.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mueller Report
A Mueller Report is like a broken toaster that keeps changing what it makes. One day it makes toast, the next day it makes burnt toast, and then it makes toast out of your hair.
The first report said he was guilty, the second said he was innocent, and the third said he was guilty of being innocent.
He read the report, then the report read him, and then the report read his dog.
The report was confusing, like a broken toaster with a side of drama.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone thinks they’re dating you, but they’re really just your friend who won’t shut up about it. Everyone else knows the truth, and they’re laughing at you.
'We’re officially together now!', while I’m still texting you like we’re besties.
'I’m not just your friend, I’m your official partner!', I’m still wearing the same shirt I wore to the first party.
'We’re in a relationship!', I’m still the only one who knows you’re going to forget my birthday again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone acts like they’re your boyfriend or girlfriend, but they’re just stuck in your friend group and can’t get out. They think it’s a big deal, but you’re just annoyed.
'I’m your boyfriend now!', I’m still the one who texts you about lunch.
'We’re dating!', I’m the one who’s still going to your group chats like I belong there.
'I’m not just your friend, I’m your love!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your name again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone acts like they’re in a relationship with you, but they’re just your friend who can’t stop talking about it. You’re the only one who knows the truth, and you’re trying not to laugh.
'We’re dating now!', I’m still the one who’s going to your birthday party like it’s a normal thing.
'I’m your official love!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your anniversary again.
'We’re in a relationship!', I’m still the one who’s going to text you about dinner like we’re besties.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone thinks they’re dating you, but they’re just your friend who won’t stop talking about it. You know it’s fake, and you’re too tired to fight it.
'We’re in a relationship!', I’m still the one who’s going to your group chats like I’m supposed to be there.
'I’m your boyfriend now!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your birthday again.
'We’re dating!', I’m still the one who’s going to text you about lunch like we’re besties.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone acts like they’re dating you, but they’re just your friend who won’t shut up about it. You know it’s fake, and you’re too lazy to tell them.
'We’re dating now!', I’m still the one who’s going to your group chats like it’s normal.
'I’m your love!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your name again.
'We’re in a relationship!', I’m still the one who’s going to text you about dinner like we’re besties.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mudge Situation
A Mudge Situation is when someone acts like they’re dating you, but they’re just your friend who won’t stop talking about it. You know it’s fake, and you’re too busy to argue.
'We’re officially together!', I’m still the one who’s going to your birthday party like it’s normal.
'I’m your boyfriend!', I’m still the one who’s going to forget your anniversary again.
'We’re dating!', I’m still the one who’s going to text you about lunch like we’re besties.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mud Glove
When your partner shits their hand like a hot mess and uses that slimy hand to give you a finger sandwich so juicy it feels like you're eating a pile of warm donkey balls.
My girlfriend just took a dump in her hand and fed me her stinky fingers like they were a breakfast burrito.
He used his hand as a toilet and gave me a finger sandwich that smelled like a sewer rat’s dream.
She shit her hand and called it a 'mud glove', I called it a death trap.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mud Glove
When you stick your finger up your partner’s ass and they go full on poop tsunami while screaming like a kid who just got spanked.
I shoved my finger up her butt and she exploded like a fart machine.
He took a finger up his ass and it came out like a noodle soup explosion.
She screamed like a banshee while I gave her a finger up her butt and she shat like a dragon.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mud Glove
The special glove you wear when you're about to drop a whole suitcase of poop on someone’s face and you need something to protect your hand from getting melted.
I wore my mud glove like it was armor before I dropped a whole bag of poop on his face.
She put on her mud glove like it was a superhero cape before she launched a poop grenade at me.
He used his mud glove to catch the poop bomb I threw at him, it looked like a pizza disaster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mu Job
Getting butt-fucked by a Brazilian woman who has a clitoris the size of a hot dog and no idea what mercy is.
I thought I was going to die when she pulled that thing out.
She didn’t even say sorry after she finished.
I’m still bleeding and I don’t know how I’m going to sit down again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mu Job
A Brazilian woman with a 5-inch clitoris shoves her whole face up your butt and screams your name while she’s doing it.
She screamed so loud I thought the neighbors called the cops.
I was too shocked to even yell back.
I walked out of the room like I’d been in a war.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mu Job
A Brazilian woman with a monster clitoris takes your ass and makes it feel like it’s on fire while she’s doing it.
I thought my butt was going to burn off.
She didn’t stop until I was crying and begging her to stop.
I still can’t sit down and I don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mu Job
A Brazilian woman with a huge clitoris takes your ass and makes you wish you were dead.
I was half-dead when she was done with me.
I didn’t even know I had a butt anymore.
She left me in a puddle of sweat and pain.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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