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A Coronoation
The worst kind of bad luck you can get from the Coronavirus. It’s like the virus went full-on villain mode and gave you the worst version of everything.
My whole family got corona, and I had to eat my brother’s farts for a week.
The virus hit my dog, and now he’s too tired to bark at the mailman.
My pizza delivery guy got corona, and my pizza was just a sad pile of cheese.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Coronoation
A person who thinks the Coronavirus is out to get them personally and will do anything to stay safe, even if it means dying of loneliness.
She wore a mask to her own birthday party and refused to eat cake because it might be contaminated.
He turned his living room into a bunker and only comes out to pee.
He wouldn’t even touch the grocery cart handle and ended up buying a whole cart for himself.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Coronoation
When your girlfriend turns you down for sex because she’s scared of the virus, or when anything you want to do gets canceled because of the virus.
My girlfriend said no to sex because she thought I might be a virus carrier.
I couldn’t go to the movies because of the virus, and now I’m stuck watching my mom’s old karate videos.
I had to cancel my pizza party because the virus was too much for the pizza to handle.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Coronoation
A funny Australian way to say Coronavirus. It’s like the virus went to Australia and got a nickname.
My Aussie friend said, 'We’re gonna beat this Coronoation!'
He called the virus 'Coronoation' and then got a ticket for public indecency.
She told her dog, 'Don’t let the Coronoation get you!' and then the dog got corona.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Coronoation
A wild tradition where your girlfriend’s dad throws a huge ejaculation party to celebrate you conquering him, and it’s usually really messy.
My girlfriend’s dad threw a party and ended up soaking me in his cum like a fountain.
I conquered the king, and now I have to live with the smell of his cum for a month.
The ejaculation party was so big, my neighbor called the cops because he thought I was dying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Corner Creeper
A smelly old guy who thinks he's a rock star, shoving his hands down your shirt while pretending he just tripped over a kid. He’s everywhere, parades, elevators, and lunchrooms. He’s like a greasy meatball in a suit.
He bumped into me at the parade and didn’t stop touching my back until I screamed.
He squeezed my shoulder on the elevator and said, 'You’re my lucky charm.'
He grabbed my arm at lunch and whispered, 'You’re my new favorite.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Corner Creeper
The creepy old man who hides in the darkest corner of the bar, waiting for someone to come close so he can whisper something dirty and stare at them like they owe him money.
He sat in the corner of the bar and stared at me like I was his long-lost love.
He whispered, 'You’re beautiful,' and I wanted to throw my drink in his face.
He sat there like a ghost, waiting for someone to talk to him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Corner Creeper
The Facebook box in the top right that knows your business and never lets you forget it. It’s like having a nosy neighbor who tells everyone your secrets.
I saw my friend eat a taco and it showed me the whole time, like I was watching a movie.
It told me my friend liked a cat video and now I can’t stop laughing.
It showed me my friend posted a selfie and now I feel like I was there.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Corn Caterpillar
Pooping on someone's mustache just because you can and you're a dirty little bug
My bro pooped on my mustache during lunch. I tasted sh*t and regret.
She pooped on his mustache in the hallway. He looked like a confused raccoon.
He pooped on my mustache in the middle of a Zoom call. I lost it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Corn Caterpillar
When you take a dump on someone’s mustache for no reason and you’re proud of yourself
I took a dump on my friend’s mustache during a test. He got a zero and a stain.
She took a dump on his mustache during a dance. He looked like a confused flamingo.
He took a dump on my mustache during a fight. I cried and he laughed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Corn Caterpillar
The art of shitting on a mustache like it’s your personal canvas
She pooped on his mustache like it was a masterpiece. He looked like a smelly artist.
He pooped on my mustache during a movie. I had to leave and cry.
They pooped on each other’s mustache during a game. It was a mustache war.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Coons Age
A made-up word that means any old time. People use it when they're too lazy to say something like 'a while ago' or 'forever.'
I saw that movie in a coons age
My grandma’s still alive from a coons age
He said he’d come back in a coons age, and he never did
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Coons Age
A long time that people use when they want to sound like they live in the woods and don’t know how to tell time.
I haven’t seen my cousin in a coons age
He left the house in a coons age
I’ve been waiting for this for a coons age
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Coons Age
A really long time. Like, so long you might as well be dead.
I haven’t eaten in a coons age
He’s been missing for a coons age
She hasn’t replied in a coons age
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Coons Age
Backwoods slang that means about eight and a half years. Raccoons don’t live that long, so it’s probably a lie.
I haven’t seen that guy in a coons age
She’s been gone for a coons age
He’s been dead for a coons age
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Coons Age
A time so long ago it might as well be the stone age. Probably the worst kind of time ever.
I haven’t talked to my mom in a coons age
He hasn’t worked in a coons age
I haven’t seen that dog in a coons age
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Coons Age
A raccoon can live up to 16 years if it’s lucky and not eaten by a grizzly. That’s a coons age. And you’re probably not lucky.
I’ve been waiting for that in a coons age
I haven’t updated my profile in a coons age
He’s been drunk for a coons age
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Coons Age
Any time that happened before now. It doesn’t matter how long it was. It’s a coons age, and that’s all that matters.
I haven’t updated this site in a coons age
He’s been sleeping in a coons age
I’ve been waiting for this in a coons age
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Cook Response
A reply so pointless it makes your brain hurt and your life worse.
Bro just told me he's gonna eat a whole pizza by himself. I said 'cool' and he said 'cool.'
I asked if we're going to the party and he said 'I guess.'
Told my mom I failed math and she said 'Okay.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Cook Response
A message so useless it’s like throwing a sandwich at a dog and expecting it to solve world hunger.
I asked where the keys were and he said 'I don’t know.'
I told her I was going to the store and she said 'Alright.'
I asked for advice and he said 'Maybe.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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