Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A reply so pointless it makes your brain hurt and your life worse.

Bro just told me he's gonna eat a whole pizza by himself. I said 'cool' and he said 'cool.'

I asked if we're going to the party and he said 'I guess.'

Told my mom I failed math and she said 'Okay.'

2

A message so useless it’s like throwing a sandwich at a dog and expecting it to solve world hunger.

I asked where the keys were and he said 'I don’t know.'

I told her I was going to the store and she said 'Alright.'

I asked for advice and he said 'Maybe.'

3

A reply that’s so empty it could be used to trap ghosts.

I said I was gonna pass the test and he said 'Cool.'

I told him my dog died and he said 'Okay.'

I asked for help and he said 'Maybe later.'

4

A response that’s so bad it makes your brain want to quit.

I said I was going to fail and he said 'Alright.'

I told him I was going to sleep and he said 'Cool.'

I asked what time it was and he said 'I don’t know.'

5

A reply that’s like a broken toaster, it does nothing and you’re just mad.

I asked if I could borrow his pencil and he said 'Maybe.'

I told him I was going to the gym and he said 'Okay.'

I said I was going to be late and he said 'Cool.'

6

A response that’s so weak it could be used to wipe a baby’s butt.

I told him I was going to cry and he said 'Alright.'

I asked for a hug and he said 'Maybe later.'

I said I was going to fail and he said 'Okay.'