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A Gibbo
A sassy southie lesbian who thinks she's the best at everything, and if you mess with her, she'll beat you with a shopping bag.
''That southie lesbian is a gibbo. She hit me with a shopping bag.'''
''She's a gibbo from the south of England. Don't mess with her.'''
''She's a gibbo, and she's not afraid to show it.'''
A Gibbo
A thick, uneducated Aussie who lives in the western suburbs, works as a labourer, and thinks he's the king of the world. He's usually called a bogan or a yobbo by smarter people.
''He's a gibbo, living in the western suburbs like a chump.'''
''That gibbo thinks he's the king of the world.'''
''He's a gibbo, and he works like a chump.'''
A Gibbo
A guy who's not getting any action, and he's too lazy to do anything about it. He just sits there and hopes someone will take pity on him.
''He's a gibbo. He's not getting any love, and he's too lazy to do anything about it.'''
''That gibbo just sits there and hopes someone will take pity on him.'''
''He's a gibbo. He's not getting any action, and he's too lazy to do anything about it.'''
A Gibbo
A big, ape-like creature that can do tricks and play chess, but it pees itself every time the endgame happens. It's like a dog with a PhD.
''That gibbo peed itself during the endgame. Classic.''
''He's a gibbo, and he peed himself when he saw the endgame coming.'''
''That gibbo is like a dog with a PhD, but it pees itself at the endgame.''
A Ghostbust
Snatching someone right in the middle of their ghostin'. Like a thief in the night, but with more screaming and less stealth.
Caught my buddy mid-ghostin' in the middle of the school hallway. He looked like a startled chicken.
My mom ghostin' in the living room? I had to bust her like it was the final level of a video game.
I ghosted my ex, and he ghosted me back. Then he called me a ghostbuster. I was confused.
A Ghostbust
The original movie that made everyone laugh, cry, and probably punch a ghost in the face. It later turned into a cartoon, which was basically the same thing but with more talking ghosts and less punching.
That movie was so good, I watched it every weekend for a year. Then I got sick of it.
The cartoon was okay, but I still think it’s no match for the original.
When I was a kid, I thought I was a ghostbuster too. Then I watched the cartoon, and I realized I was just a kid with a proton pack.
A Ghostbust
Who you’re going to call when your bed is haunted by an invisible man, or your neighbor is doing something weird. You call them. You don’t whisper, you don’t mumble, you yell: Who you gonna call? And you mean it.
I screamed 'Who you gonna call?' so loud, the whole neighborhood heard me. My mom was mad.
My friend called the ghostbusters because his dog was possessed. I thought it was a joke, but then the dog started talking.
I called the ghostbusters at 3 AM. They showed up in a van. I was confused, but also impressed.
A Ghostbust
A bunch of guys who fight ghosts with proton packs, and sometimes they get really mad and throw things at them. They're like superheroes, but with more screaming and less flying.
I want to be a ghostbuster when I grow up. I just need a proton pack and a van.
My dad is a ghostbuster. He told me he once threw a ghost out of a window. I think that’s cool.
My brother is a ghostbuster. He once fought a ghost in the mall. I think the ghost won.
A Ghostbust
When a guy pees in two or more separate streams right after sex. It looks like he's trying to make a ghostbuster gun work. It’s also the most embarrassing thing ever.
I peed in two streams after sex. I looked like a confused ghostbuster.
My friend peed in three streams. He looked like he had a proton pack malfunction.
I peed in one stream. I was the only one who didn’t have a ghostbuster moment.
A Ghostbust
When the party is ruined by the host saying the cops are outside, but there are no cops. It’s like being tricked into leaving a party by someone who has no idea what they’re doing.
I left the party because the host said the cops were outside. There were no cops. I was mad.
My friend got kicked out of a party because he thought there were cops. He was wrong. He was confused.
I thought the cops were coming. Then I saw no cops. I was confused and mad.
A Ghostbust
Who you’re going to call when something weird is happening in your neighborhood. You don’t just whisper it. You yell it. You mean it. You’re serious.
Something weird was happening in my neighborhood. I had to call the ghostbusters. I was serious.
I screamed 'Who you gonna call?' so loud, the whole block heard me. I was serious.
There was a ghost in my neighborhood. I called the ghostbusters. I was serious.
A Gibbany
When you drop everything you own on a table like you're being hunted by a gang of angry raccoons
I left my whole plate and drink on the table. I’m a ghost now.
I Gibbanned so hard the servers thought I was dead.
I Gibbanned and walked out like I just won the lottery.
A Gibbany
Putting all your food and drinks on a table so hard it looks like you’re hosting a funeral for your stomach
I Gibbanned and left the table like it was my ex’s house.
I Gibbanned so much I left a trail of crumbs behind me.
I Gibbanned and my drink was so full it looked like it was about to cry.
A Gibbany
When you drop your whole meal on the table like you’re fighting a hungry monster
I Gibbanned and it looked like I was running from a bear.
I left my whole plate on the table like I was being chased by a gang of hungry kids.
I Gibbanned and the table was like, 'I’ve seen everything.'
A Ghost hand
You’re so broke you look like a ghost. No cash. No hope. Just a sad, empty wallet and a life that’s stuck in the 1990s.
My mom said I was a ghost hand because I couldn’t afford lunch again.
He walked in with nothing but a backpack and a look that said, 'I’ve seen worse.'
I tried to buy a soda and got a look that said, 'You’re not even worth the change.'
A Ghost hand
Your hand is asleep, but you’re still trying to jerk off. It feels like a stranger is doing it for you and judging your life choices.
I tried to finish my homework, but my hand was asleep and I was too tired to stop jerking off.
He said he was doing it for me, but I was just doing it for the vibes.
My hand was asleep, but my brain was alive and having a party.
A Ghost hand
You’re broke, and it’s not even funny. You’re just sad, tired, and out of cash. You look like you got dumped on by life itself.
I had to eat cereal for dinner again. I’m a ghost hand.
She said I was broke, but I said I was just tired of being broke.
I tried to buy a snack, and my hand said, 'Nope, I’m out.'
A Ghost hand
You work your butt off, but no one notices. You’re the mom of your friends, but you’re also the one who gets dumped on when things go wrong. You’re reliable, but no one thinks you are.
He’s the guy who always helps but no one thanks him. He’s a ghost hand.
She’s the one who always shows up, but no one ever remembers her name.
He works all day and still gets blamed when the internet crashes.
A Ghetto Wilson
You ate a Hotpocket that was so old it had a life of its own, and you reheated it with a fork like it was your last meal. You're so lazy you’d eat a soggy Hotpocket if it yelled at you.
I ate that Hotpocket so long it was a fossil. And I used a fork. I’m a fossil too.
I reheated that thing like it was a crime. And I used a fork. I’m a criminal.
That Hotpocket was older than my uncle. I ate it with a fork. I’m now my uncle’s cousin.
A Ghetto Wilson
You took a stale Hotpocket, reheated it like it was a bad decision, and ate it with a fork because you’re too tired to use your hands. It was soggy, and you didn’t care.
I reheated that Hotpocket like it was a failed relationship. And I used a fork. I’m just sad.
I ate that Hotpocket with a fork because I was too tired to be cool. It was soggy. I was cooler before.
That Hotpocket was so stale it had a second job. I ate it with a fork. I’m now a part-time employee too.
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