A Ghostbust

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Snatching someone right in the middle of their ghostin'. Like a thief in the night, but with more screaming and less stealth.
Caught my buddy mid-ghostin' in the middle of the school hallway. He looked like a startled chicken.
My mom ghostin' in the living room? I had to bust her like it was the final level of a video game.
I ghosted my ex, and he ghosted me back. Then he called me a ghostbuster. I was confused.
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The original movie that made everyone laugh, cry, and probably punch a ghost in the face. It later turned into a cartoon, which was basically the same thing but with more talking ghosts and less punching.
That movie was so good, I watched it every weekend for a year. Then I got sick of it.
The cartoon was okay, but I still think it’s no match for the original.
When I was a kid, I thought I was a ghostbuster too. Then I watched the cartoon, and I realized I was just a kid with a proton pack.
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Who you’re going to call when your bed is haunted by an invisible man, or your neighbor is doing something weird. You call them. You don’t whisper, you don’t mumble, you yell: Who you gonna call? And you mean it.
I screamed 'Who you gonna call?' so loud, the whole neighborhood heard me. My mom was mad.
My friend called the ghostbusters because his dog was possessed. I thought it was a joke, but then the dog started talking.
I called the ghostbusters at 3 AM. They showed up in a van. I was confused, but also impressed.
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A bunch of guys who fight ghosts with proton packs, and sometimes they get really mad and throw things at them. They're like superheroes, but with more screaming and less flying.
I want to be a ghostbuster when I grow up. I just need a proton pack and a van.
My dad is a ghostbuster. He told me he once threw a ghost out of a window. I think that’s cool.
My brother is a ghostbuster. He once fought a ghost in the mall. I think the ghost won.
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When a guy pees in two or more separate streams right after sex. It looks like he's trying to make a ghostbuster gun work. It’s also the most embarrassing thing ever.
I peed in two streams after sex. I looked like a confused ghostbuster.
My friend peed in three streams. He looked like he had a proton pack malfunction.
I peed in one stream. I was the only one who didn’t have a ghostbuster moment.
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When the party is ruined by the host saying the cops are outside, but there are no cops. It’s like being tricked into leaving a party by someone who has no idea what they’re doing.
I left the party because the host said the cops were outside. There were no cops. I was mad.
My friend got kicked out of a party because he thought there were cops. He was wrong. He was confused.
I thought the cops were coming. Then I saw no cops. I was confused and mad.
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Who you’re going to call when something weird is happening in your neighborhood. You don’t just whisper it. You yell it. You mean it. You’re serious.
Something weird was happening in my neighborhood. I had to call the ghostbusters. I was serious.
I screamed 'Who you gonna call?' so loud, the whole block heard me. I was serious.
There was a ghost in my neighborhood. I called the ghostbusters. I was serious.
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