A Ghetto Wilson
You took a stale Hotpocket, reheated it like it was a bad decision, and ate it with a fork because you’re too tired to use your hands. It was soggy, and you didn’t care.
I reheated that Hotpocket like it was a failed relationship. And I used a fork. I’m just sad.
I ate that Hotpocket with a fork because I was too tired to be cool. It was soggy. I was cooler before.
That Hotpocket was so stale it had a second job. I ate it with a fork. I’m now a part-time employee too.