A Ghetto Wilson
You ate a Hotpocket that was so old it had a life of its own, and you reheated it with a fork like it was your last meal. You're so lazy you’d eat a soggy Hotpocket if it yelled at you.
I ate that Hotpocket so long it was a fossil. And I used a fork. I’m a fossil too.
I reheated that thing like it was a crime. And I used a fork. I’m a criminal.
That Hotpocket was older than my uncle. I ate it with a fork. I’m now my uncle’s cousin.