A Gibbo

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A fag-hag who thinks he's a man, but still eats like a queef and only drinks Bacardi Breezers like a chump. He's too chicken to admit he's gay, but he'll flirt with a woman like she's his last chance at life.
'Mate, you're a gibbo. You eat humus like it's your job and still can't hold your beer.'
''I'm not a gibbo, I'm just a man who likes chicken and chips.'''
''He came to the bar with a salad in one hand and a Bacardi in the other. Classic gibbo.'''
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A spineless sissy who hides secrets like a coward, and if you ask him about them, he'll run away like he's being chased by a gang of fags.
''He's a gibbo. He's got secrets and he's too scared to tell anyone.'''
''Gibbo ran out of the room when I asked him about his ex.'''
''He's a gibbo. He hides secrets like they're going to kill him.'''
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A mate you haven't seen in ages. Sometimes that means not even from one beer to the next, which is just sad.
''I haven't seen you in ages, mate. You're a gibbo.'''
''He's a gibbo. I saw him last week, then he disappeared.'''
''She's a gibbo. She came back after one beer, and that's a miracle.'''
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A sassy southie lesbian who thinks she's the best at everything, and if you mess with her, she'll beat you with a shopping bag.
''That southie lesbian is a gibbo. She hit me with a shopping bag.'''
''She's a gibbo from the south of England. Don't mess with her.'''
''She's a gibbo, and she's not afraid to show it.'''
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A thick, uneducated Aussie who lives in the western suburbs, works as a labourer, and thinks he's the king of the world. He's usually called a bogan or a yobbo by smarter people.
''He's a gibbo, living in the western suburbs like a chump.'''
''That gibbo thinks he's the king of the world.'''
''He's a gibbo, and he works like a chump.'''
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who's not getting any action, and he's too lazy to do anything about it. He just sits there and hopes someone will take pity on him.
''He's a gibbo. He's not getting any love, and he's too lazy to do anything about it.'''
''That gibbo just sits there and hopes someone will take pity on him.'''
''He's a gibbo. He's not getting any action, and he's too lazy to do anything about it.'''
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A big, ape-like creature that can do tricks and play chess, but it pees itself every time the endgame happens. It's like a dog with a PhD.
''That gibbo peed itself during the endgame. Classic.''
''He's a gibbo, and he peed himself when he saw the endgame coming.'''
''That gibbo is like a dog with a PhD, but it pees itself at the endgame.''
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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