Discover Slang

When you jack off next to your partner on the floor, and you don’t even look at them, then you pass out like you’re dead.

When you tell a girl to take off her shirt, then you jack off on her, and then you fall asleep on the floor like it was your job.

A stupid word that means ‘country’ but is used by stupid presidents to make people cry about stupid wars.

A bunch of government jerks who make us scared of everything, even our own neighbors, just to get more money and power.

the guy who wrote #9 is a f***ing neo nazi piece of sh*t. the holocaust was when hitler and his f***ing nazi goons killed millions of innocent people just because they were jewish, gay, gypsy, or had a f***ing disability.

to totally f*** something or someone up beyond recognition.

a f***ing nightmare where six million jews got killed because they were different and hitler was a f***ing lunatic.

a f***ing amazing song by lil darkie and also the worst thing ever that hitler did to people.

the worst f***ing thing the nazi goons did to the jews and other people like gypsies, blacks, gay men, and people with disabilities.

a f***ing terrible thing that happened in the 20th century when nazi germany killed six million jews and other people because hitler was a f***ing lunatic.

the worst f***ing tragedy in history where millions of jews got killed, and if you searched this on urbandictionary, you already know it was the worst thing ever.

When a person spots a hot person on vacation and decides to bang them like they’re on sale.

The tiny amount of extra meat you gain while eating like a beast on vacation.

Days when women can eat like pigs and not feel guilty, for a little while.

When someone says a word and then messes with the meaning of it just to make you look like an idiot. Usually done by Holdingholder to make you feel like a chump.

Saying 'Hold it' on the phone to tell someone you're hanging up or putting them on hold so you can do something else or call them back later.

When someone says something dumb or makes a mistake, and you tell them to 'Hold it' as if they're a kid who just spilled their juice box.

When you have drugs to sell. Like you're the drug dealer of the block and you're about to make someone's day miserable.

When you have to hold your pee or poop for a long time, usually on a road trip. It’s a life skill only the strong can handle.

When you have drugs ready to sell. You’re not just holding them, you're holding the whole neighborhood back.