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When someone says a word and then messes with the meaning of it just to make you look like an idiot. Usually done by Holdingholder to make you feel like a chump.

'You're a genius!' 'Genius? I'm more like a genius with a bad hair day.'

'You're rich!' 'Rich? I'm broke but I dress like I'm rich.'

'You're cool!' 'Cool? I'm more like a cool kid who just got grounded.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Saying 'Hold it' on the phone to tell someone you're hanging up or putting them on hold so you can do something else or call them back later.

'Hold it, I need to text my mom about my dog.'

'Hold it, I’m about to eat my whole lunch in one bite.'

'Hold it, I’m going to scream at my little brother.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When someone says something dumb or makes a mistake, and you tell them to 'Hold it' as if they're a kid who just spilled their juice box.

'You said the sky is green?' 'Hold it, I'm not even sure what green is.'

'You think that’s a pizza? That’s a burger wearing a hat.' 'Hold it, I’m confused.'

'You’re going to fail this test?' 'Hold it, I’m not even sure what a test is.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you have drugs to sell. Like you're the drug dealer of the block and you're about to make someone's day miserable.

'I’ve got a bag of weed, and it’s the best in the whole neighborhood.'

'I got a whole stash of pills, and I’m not even mad about it.'

'I’ve got enough drugs to make a whole class high.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you have to hold your pee or poop for a long time, usually on a road trip. It’s a life skill only the strong can handle.

'I’ve been holding my pee for three hours.'

'I can’t go to the bathroom because I’m on a road trip.'

'I’m about to explode, and it’s not even lunch time yet.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you have drugs ready to sell. You’re not just holding them, you're holding the whole neighborhood back.

'I’ve got the best weed in the whole city.'

'I’ve got enough pills to get everyone in class high.'

'I’ve got drugs, and I’m not even tired yet.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When a lawyer or someone in a game says 'Hold it' to stop something from happening. It’s like a magic word that makes the whole courtroom or game pause for a second.

'Hold it, I’ve got a surprise for you!'

'Hold it, I’m about to win this case.'

'Hold it, I’m going to prove you’re a fake lawyer.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago